5 Napkins

If anyone has ever eaten a hamburger with me, they know that I have a rule...to only use one napkin. It's not like I'm a super hero and never mess my face up (trust me, it's a mess!)...I just have a rule. Very simply, I don't like wasting napkins but being polite and wiping my mouth after every single mouth smearing bite so, in order to avoid this, I just fight my way through the burger (enjoying every single moment) and wipe my mouth once at the very end. I've heard it can look on the repulsive side of, well, repulsive but it's just my way of eating a burger (and saving the planet one napkin at a time).

I encountered a serious issue today when the Vanoc Housekeeping Supervisors headed into the Village for lunch at a place called Splitz Grill. OH MY WORD! It was a magical place! Simply MAGICAL! You order your burger (meat, chicken...) and then you line up and the person gets your bun ready with whatever you want on it! Then this homemade meat patty of deliciousness is piled on and your heart skips a beat (at least mine did!). It was probably the most incredible burger that has ever been constructed to date until I go back and make another one!! Not to give it away, but as you can see from the title, I had to use FIVE NAPKINS to get through this wonder! What a treat!

I'll be lucky if I can get to sleep tonight with burgers dancing around my head/through my veins!